We all know the story. It was a few summers ago, and B-Movicus, the five-headed flying mutant space monkey, hailing from Planet Corman, descended upon the Earth to wreak havoc. With the help of our plastic military, we were able to capture it and keep it detained. Not wanting to totally waste tax payer dollars, the Government decided, as special torture, it would force B-Movicus to watch B-Movies and review them for this site. Unbeknownst to the Government, B-Movicus thrives on these pieces of celluloid.
